My name is Jessie, some people call me Squiff, I'm 20, Single, I'm a hairdresser.
I like anything that's bad for you, not to fond of the weather round here and I really wish I was a tortoise, I smoke like a trooper, I wish I had long hair again and Johnny Knoxville would get one, my favourite word is 'cunt', I'm far from a lady and I call Condoms; Flombombs. (I don't know why)
I fucking love my job :)
If you need your hair cut... you know who to call!
Becca Starr, Vikki Starr & Lauren Selby are my favourites.
:)
| Mom: | I wish I was as pretty as you when I was your age! |
| Parents Friends: | How many boys do you have chasing after you now? |
| Grandparents: | Look at our beautiful granddaughter! How many hearts have you broken this week? |
| School: | Someone touch it with a stick so we know it doesn't bite. |
